This is not a paid advertisement, much to my chagrin, but rather a friendly consumer testimony. I am an idiot. An idiot who frequently spills any manner of crap on myself, especially while at work. Like five minutes ago, for instance, when I spilled something brownish on my silvery top in an unfortunate area. Luckily, I always keep a Tide To Go pen in my desk, and the things really work. They can get out anything. The two obvious downsides being: 1) the carcinogens that I'm sure are leeching into my bloodstream as I type, and 2) it smells like a week-dead cat. However, setting these petty complaints aside, they work! At my last job people were constantly borrowing mine, which was cool until this one freaky chick borrowed it to remove blood. Not cool. So, now I advocate everyone getting one of his or her own. Try it, you'll like it.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Tide To Go
This is not a paid advertisement, much to my chagrin, but rather a friendly consumer testimony. I am an idiot. An idiot who frequently spills any manner of crap on myself, especially while at work. Like five minutes ago, for instance, when I spilled something brownish on my silvery top in an unfortunate area. Luckily, I always keep a Tide To Go pen in my desk, and the things really work. They can get out anything. The two obvious downsides being: 1) the carcinogens that I'm sure are leeching into my bloodstream as I type, and 2) it smells like a week-dead cat. However, setting these petty complaints aside, they work! At my last job people were constantly borrowing mine, which was cool until this one freaky chick borrowed it to remove blood. Not cool. So, now I advocate everyone getting one of his or her own. Try it, you'll like it.
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My wall buddy (the wonders of cubicle land) has one that I've had to use before, and I'm sorry but I can't get over the smell.. I mean, people spill stuff on their clothes all the time, and though you may look silly, and least you don't stink.
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